You want a great job in broadcasting...
Have a job is hard enough without hating what you do. With your mom and dad yelling at you to get a job and get out of the basement, you need a fun job…and fast.
But you're lazy and unmotivated....
You don’t get bogged down by details and are a master excuse maker. You’re ok with second best, or third, or fourth! Whatever means you have to expend the least amount of energy.
$20 to fix all of your problems!
At the Stugotz School of Fraudcasting, you can fix all of your problems for a mere twenty dollars! We’ll give you a legit diploma to use in your next interview. GUARENTEED* to get you a job in 2 weeks or less!
Our founder, John “Stugotz” Weiner, has had a long, illustrious career in journalism. Through his trials and tribulations, all of us will benefit! He’s boiled down all of his experiences into one, simple truth: a single piece of official looking paper is all you need to succeed! He has graciously agreed** to lend his name to help you achieve your goals!
“There’s no chance I’d be working for ESPN right now if I hadn’t attended the Stugotz School of Fraudcasting and take it from me, there’s no shot you’ll ever work for ESPN without attending the Stugotz School of Fraudcasting too!” ~ John “Stugotz” Weiner
An official diploma from the Stugotz School of Fraudcasting
can turn your life around!
Official Stugotz School of Fraudcasting Diploma
$2.00 – $7.99
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* – there is no actual guarentee.
** – he has not actually agreed to anything